Attention Seeking Clowns Rule the Earth

This has been a week unlike any other. The rulers of the world came to the United Nations for a shin dig and a hoe down. When you look at the boys who hold our fate in their hands you really need to get frightened. First the Pope steals the show by calling Islam violent. Then he apologizes for the Muslims taking his words the wrong way. He's apologized so many times that the next thing he may do is convert to Islam. Imagine the guilt he feels for getting a nun shot in the back 4 times. The world is a lunatic asylum for the criminally insane. The Pope was caught on tape saying "These heels are killing me." President Bush seems to have benefitted from the Pope furor because people can't seem to see Hilary Clinton or Harry Reid coming to the defense of his Infallibleness. President Ahmidinejad stated a bunch of quite logical points, such as why is everyone freaking that Iran may get a bomb when so many other countries have thousands? Hugo Chavez saw that he had a tough act to follow but he was up to the task, saying that he still smelled the sulfur from where Satan Bush had stood the day before. The question that needs to be asked is how did the devil get into so many people? Not to be outdone, John Mark Karr was offered probation in Los Angeles, where he signed a huge book and movie deal. What's with Mahmoud's windbreaker?

Russian Orthodox Priests Declare Holy Inquisition Against Madonna

Maybe this is the beginning of the end. The Russian Orthodox Priests have declared a Holy Inquisition against Madonna's Moscow concert tonight. They don't like that she is dancing a simulated crucifixion and that she is trumpeting the Kaballah. The last Inquisition lasted 300 years in which the Priests tortured everyone into converting to Christianity including some really barbaric S & M action by the Priests on the women in torture dungeons. Maybe this is the beginning of the end. Maybe God is winding up to wipe us all out. He/She has seen enough torture falsely attributed to His/Her name.

A 911 Tribute

The date today is 09/11/2006 the fifth anniversary of 911. Let us take this moment to pay tribute and give thanks to the victims and heroes of 911 and their families. May God bless and keep you all.

A Cliche

Oil and water do not mix. Neither do oil and religion. Oil and religion is a very explosive mixture, and the world is caught right in the middle of it, with only 40 years of oil left on the planet.

Scientists Discover Spirits

It was announced today that scientists at Cambridge University in the United Kingdom have discovered that we are all spirits living inside of containers called bodies and that these spirits are all connected to each other and they communicate with each other by means of mental telepathy. 3,000 years ago God of Mount Sinai in the Old Testament followed by Judaism, Christianity and Islam told King David that we are all Gods, (spirits), children of God (spirit). (Psalm 82:6). Scientists are spirits who don't know that they are spirits but just in case they're wrong they are hedging their bets and praying (speaking) to God (spirit) in their House of Worship or on the subway whatever. If a spirit answers back and tells you the future then they say that you are insane, as they study their Bible Prophets.

I am connected to you by my keyboard through internet satellites which is much harder to believe than that other stuff. John, Paul, Ringo and George knew that we were all connected. John and Paul wrote "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly, I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake, Waiting for the van to come. Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob, coo coo coo chooh, coo coo coo chooh...EveryBody's got One, EveryBody's got One (a spirit) (repeat 20 times)." Who but spirits could write stuff that good?

So if we are all connected spirits then why are there 50 wars raging across the planet today? Is it becuase love and hate are 2 sides of the same coin? Have you ever noticed that you can hate the most only the people that you love the most? Look at O.J. and Nicole. O.J. is a spirit living inside of a body and Nicole is a spirit who has flown the coop. I wonder if she is still speaking to him or is she torturing him by refusing to speak to him? Now scientists can research whether or not animals (humans) have spirits, and why walruses don't have orthodontists. They certainly need them.

The Ultimate Backfire

President Bush vowed today to prevent Al Qaeda from setting up a violent radical Empire in Iraq, which he said was Osama bin Laden's ultimate goal. Who made this goal possible? Prior to the war in Iraq Saddam Hussein made sure that not one single Al Qaeda member set foot in Iraq, and Saddam held Iran tightly in check.