Attention Seeking Clowns Rule the Earth

This has been a week unlike any other. The rulers of the world came to the United Nations for a shin dig and a hoe down. When you look at the boys who hold our fate in their hands you really need to get frightened. First the Pope steals the show by calling Islam violent. Then he apologizes for the Muslims taking his words the wrong way. He's apologized so many times that the next thing he may do is convert to Islam. Imagine the guilt he feels for getting a nun shot in the back 4 times. The world is a lunatic asylum for the criminally insane. The Pope was caught on tape saying "These heels are killing me." President Bush seems to have benefitted from the Pope furor because people can't seem to see Hilary Clinton or Harry Reid coming to the defense of his Infallibleness. President Ahmidinejad stated a bunch of quite logical points, such as why is everyone freaking that Iran may get a bomb when so many other countries have thousands? Hugo Chavez saw that he had a tough act to follow but he was up to the task, saying that he still smelled the sulfur from where Satan Bush had stood the day before. The question that needs to be asked is how did the devil get into so many people? Not to be outdone, John Mark Karr was offered probation in Los Angeles, where he signed a huge book and movie deal. What's with Mahmoud's windbreaker?