Scientists Discover Spirits

It was announced today that scientists at Cambridge University in the United Kingdom have discovered that we are all spirits living inside of containers called bodies and that these spirits are all connected to each other and they communicate with each other by means of mental telepathy. 3,000 years ago God of Mount Sinai in the Old Testament followed by Judaism, Christianity and Islam told King David that we are all Gods, (spirits), children of God (spirit). (Psalm 82:6). Scientists are spirits who don't know that they are spirits but just in case they're wrong they are hedging their bets and praying (speaking) to God (spirit) in their House of Worship or on the subway whatever. If a spirit answers back and tells you the future then they say that you are insane, as they study their Bible Prophets.

I am connected to you by my keyboard through internet satellites which is much harder to believe than that other stuff. John, Paul, Ringo and George knew that we were all connected. John and Paul wrote "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly, I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake, Waiting for the van to come. Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob, coo coo coo chooh, coo coo coo chooh...EveryBody's got One, EveryBody's got One (a spirit) (repeat 20 times)." Who but spirits could write stuff that good?

So if we are all connected spirits then why are there 50 wars raging across the planet today? Is it becuase love and hate are 2 sides of the same coin? Have you ever noticed that you can hate the most only the people that you love the most? Look at O.J. and Nicole. O.J. is a spirit living inside of a body and Nicole is a spirit who has flown the coop. I wonder if she is still speaking to him or is she torturing him by refusing to speak to him? Now scientists can research whether or not animals (humans) have spirits, and why walruses don't have orthodontists. They certainly need them.