Foley Mania

The members of the House of Representatives sit in the House with their laptop computers. They are passing a bill authorizing another $400 billion to be sent to Iraq for the express purpose of slaughtering another 40,000 innocent Iraqi babies, infants and toddlers. They consider this moral, but the whole country goes into Lewinsky mania over some guy sending some instant messages to an 18 year old because the 18 year old is an American. Meanwhile Dennis Hastert is instant messaging some 18 year old kid in Iraq. Hastert: "We're spending another $400 billion dollars to drop bombs on your little brothers and sisters." Babylon18: "Why would you do that?" Hastert: "Because 5 years ago we thought that your President had nuclear bombs." Babylon18: "Did he?" Hastert: "No." Babylon18: "So why are you bombing my little brothers and sisters back to the stone ages?" Hastert: "Don't blame me, I had a glass of wine for dinner."